So, I was sitting at my Tex-mex place, and two women next to me were discussing skin care. One clearly had rosacea, and the other who worked in the cosmetics industry was suggesting antibiotics and lasering. When the cosmetic girl got up to go to the bathroom, I scampered over to the gal with the skin issues and said, "Psst! Psst! Before you go in for the big stuff, might I suggest Pond's cold cream? It's about $5 a jar and has done more for my face than anything I've ever received from a dermatologist. P.S. It feels like wax and will make you break out initially when you try it, but TRUST ME, it's amazing."
Then I scurried back to my table and my hippy-dippy book on living consciously.